A friend at work recently came in and said (essentially), “my fiance is interested in having you be the minister at our wedding because you remind her of Friar Tuck.”
OooooKkkkkk. I had to think on that one a minute as I burst out laughing. That just raises soooo many issues, but mainly how appropriate is it as a gay man and one who is pretty anti-religious in general to do something like that. And I suck at public speaking. But the romantic in me believes strongly in the idea of committing to each other, and, of course, if friends ask me to do something that important for them, I would be honored to do so.
So, online I went to see what I could turn up, and lo! The Universal Life Church popped up. Enter your name, street address and spam address and out pops an Ordination Certificate: I’m now The Reverend Alan Batie. Although I know a little about ULC from someone I know who’s a member, I checked, and their tenets are actually strongly in line with mine: A belief in freedom and doing what’s right. I can’t think of anything more important philosophically. My primary objections to most religions are that they train people to become pawns, which all too many people line up to be, and that they discourage critical thinking (not to mention that nasty tendency many religious zealots have to kill, or at the very least, oppress, those who don’t agree with them). I recognize that I don’t have the experience and/or vision to be much other than a pawn, but at least I try *not* to be one. Maybe now I’m a Bishop? I suppose Reverend will do for starters.
By leaving it up to the individual to direct their own lives within, essentially, the boundaries of “do no harm”, they almost require critical thinking, or at the very least encourage it.
As I thought about it more, I thought, “I’ve been handed a pulpit and a reason to preach: put up or shut up.” I always did talk too much, so here we are… While I don’t think anyone is likely to make a movie about me, I hope it will give people something to think about!